Total Medals Earned: 916 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,170 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/250 points)
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (125/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/70 points)
Three times the fun!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/110 points)
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Medals Earned: 13/17 (350/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/160 points)
Gain 100 tangerines
Gain 50 tangerines
Gain 100,000 tangerines
Gain 100 million tangerines
Gain 10,000 tangerines
Gain 10 million tangerines
Gain 1 thousand tangerines
Gain 1 million tangerines
Gain 10 billion tangerines
Gain 1 billion tangerines
Gain 100 billion tangerines
Gain 1 trillion tangerines
Gain 100 trillion tangerines
Medals Earned: 7/9 (205/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.